SELF

Wednesday 21 March 2007

Dear Celeste,

Please stop blushing like mad when a certain male colleague talks to you. He is a very fun person but you do not fancy him. Blushing like an idiot will lead him to think you do.

The way it is supposed to work is that you blush when you fancy people not when you don't.

I give up.

Yours

Celeste

THE SCIENCE OF HANGOVERS

Sunday 18 March 2007

You see I've realised that I don't actually get hangovers - what the killer for me is a the pure lack of sleep. If I drink a load and get a good few hours sleep in a comfy bed in a quiet room I'm fine. If I say, go to a St Patricks Day party and don't go to sleep until around 5am and then sit lay and chat for ages and then wake up at 9am that's when I feel peaky.

I'm sure the reason I feel squiffy has no relation to the 7 jelly shots, 4 green cocktails Mel made me and that huge Baileys at 3am I consumed. But what a stonkingly great night. I had a fantastic time. It was brilliant seeing my friends again - they are brilliant. I've been feeling a little lonely the past few days mainly due to the fact I was house bound for the first few days of last week and I get bored very easily. I've had a few things on my mind and having time to myself is rubbish when I'm in a reflective mood. I think far too much and act on things I'd normally shrug off. So this weekend was thouroughly needed.

I'm sure you are all on the edge of your seats wondering what I went as (See below post) and please don't get too excited as you probably really needed to be there to fully appreciate the genius that was my costume. I went as .........The Corrs! Yes all four of them! I dressed as one of them and the rest of the band I made into finger puppets!!! (Mu Nu still won't let me upload images so you'll have to check out my Flickr account -cast your eyes to the right.) Fucking Genius. I narrowly missed out on winning the best costume but the Ninja Turtle deserved it.

Right - off to soak in the bath - I'm hoping the booze will just wash away.

Someone want to scrub my back?

WEEKEND ANTICS

Monday 5 March 2007

This weekend included:

Meeting Han (She's lovely), re-meeting Rhys (He's lovely), Getting my leg humped yet again by Guy's dog, Eating cold pasta, feeling old at a theme park, pigging out on Chinese food, seeing a lunar eclipse and possibly my finest hour: yanking my top down and giving a 7 yr old boy and eyeful in a queue for a ride in Thorpe Park.

There was a bee down my top and I really really hate bees.