THE MYSTERY OF THE INCREASING BUST

Tuesday 27 February 2007

Something very strange has happened. I noticed it on Sunday. My breasts have grown. For some bizarre reason I am hitting a second puberty! I have lost weight - about 3lbs in a week because when I have something pretty major going on in my head I stop eating - I've been eating really small meals daily. I've been mainly eating bowls of sweetcorn or sugar snap peas and salads. I had a proper meal last night so I'm starting to return to normal. So I was pretty shocked when I put on a top I haven't worn for a few months to find that I filled it brilliantly.

So what has caused this sudden fullness? I'm not due on. I'm certainly not pregnant (You can't get pregnant imagining sex can you? Because I watched Girl with a Pearl earring the other night and just when I thought I couldn't love Colin Firth anymore he only goes and gets long hair! Good God my dreams were amazing *drool*) and I haven't had a boob job. Curious.


WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Monday 12 February 2007

It's always great fun walking on the trading floor in my office. Even more so when the top buttons of your shirt have popped open unbeknown to yourself.

That's one way to get attention from wealthy men.