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THE MYSTERY OF THE INCREASING BUST
Tuesday 27 February 2007
Something very strange has happened. I noticed it on Sunday. My breasts have grown. For some bizarre reason I am hitting a second puberty! I have lost weight - about 3lbs in a week because when I have something pretty major going on in my head I stop eating - I've been eating really small meals daily. I've been mainly eating bowls of sweetcorn or sugar snap peas and salads. I had a proper meal last night so I'm starting to return to normal. So I was pretty shocked when I put on a top I haven't worn for a few months to find that I filled it brilliantly.
So what has caused this sudden fullness? I'm not due on. I'm certainly not pregnant (You can't get pregnant imagining sex can you? Because I watched Girl with a Pearl earring the other night and just when I thought I couldn't love Colin Firth anymore he only goes and gets long hair! Good God my dreams were amazing *drool*) and I haven't had a boob job. Curious.
COMMENTS
Han - I'm out every evening this week so I don't have time to plan my outfit nearer the time. It's all about organisation!
Plus it's my 'action' top - I never fail in getting a snog in that top!
Posted by: Celeste at February 28, 2007 03:49 AMHoly crap, If you could get pregnant from just imagining sex, I'd be giving birth every 6 seconds
Posted by: Ryan at February 28, 2007 04:10 AMWhat Ryan said.
Posted by: Rhys at February 28, 2007 04:23 AMI hate to bring this to your attention Ryan and Rhys but you are um boys. You can't get pregnant if you are boys...do I need to set up sex education for you both?
Posted by: Celeste at February 28, 2007 07:34 AMNo thanks! I'm sure Han can provide me with all the education I need....
**treads thin ice**
Posted by: Rhys at February 28, 2007 07:41 AMHave you never seen the film Junior... If Arnold Schwarzenegger can get pregnant, anyone can
Sex education in Wales must be different to everywhere else (yes I realise I've set you all up for a sheep joke there)
Posted by: Ryan at February 28, 2007 08:01 AMI DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOURS AND HAN'S SEX LIFE! We already know she lies back and enjoys the ride from your comment yesterday!!
Although it again fuels my theory that you are indeed the same person as it is impossible for you to comment or post without mentioning her. Hanwynne or disgustingly slushy young love?
I was talking about Roller Coasters. Pervert.
Posted by: Rhys at February 28, 2007 11:22 AMNow now children all play nice or no one gets ice cream on saturday!
Posted by: Guy at February 28, 2007 11:46 AMWhoah the tone seems to have lowered somewhat slightly here =p
And i know a nurse who works at a plastic surgery in london, I shall be asking her to check who her parents have been just incase this mystery boob size increase isnt so mysterious celeste =p
Posted by: Oli at March 1, 2007 05:01 AMProof!
I demand proof! :D
oher lol! I havn't even thought what I'm wearing this weekend lol!
Posted by: Han at February 27, 2007 01:23 PM