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EXTERMINATE!
Tuesday 29 January 2008
When it comes to getting over your ex there are a few things that help.
- Sleeping with someone much hotter than your ex (i.e bigger in the trouser snake department, more muscles)
- Focussing on your life and what you want - perhaps moving to a new place, starting a course or buying a monkey waiter.
- Bumping into him/her when you are looking uber hot and you realise that he/she wasn't actually that attractive in the first place.
- Remembering all the bad things about him/her - especially the funny ones like the way his cock veered to the left when hard or how that weird growth on her back did actually look like Pavarotti.
Realising that he/she bears a remarkable resemblance to a not so hot celebrity say for instance Marilyn Manson, Amy Winehouse or even Rhydian...
Honestly, they do really all work. I'm living proof. Now where is Chiquito with my Margarita and pasta salad? Naughty monkey.
COMMENTS
Oli - what on earth are you talking about!? Your sis is a pretty cute blonde?!
Brunettes are the way forward in the sex department... ;o)
Posted by: Celeste at January 31, 2008 08:51 AMNot entirely sure what I meant to type there >.
Posted by: Oli at February 28, 2008 05:57 PM
I have recently splt with my ex, sis however find a pretty cute blonde.
Hence why I was so tired at work yesterday.
Ex was definately not sex driven, the new one ever so slightly is!
Posted by: Oli at January 31, 2008 08:01 AM