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FINGS WHAT I HAVE LEARNED #5
Thursday 27 July 2006
Never plan a surprise party for someone and hire a bouncy castle because if you get dumped you will lose your money that you saved especially to hire said bouncy castle and that is bad as you could've used that money to get a brazilian or a pedicure and a few driving lessons.
Luckily I get a discount at SAKS because of where I work so the driving lessons will have to wait!
COMMENTS
You're getting a brazilian? Couldn't you hire a servant locally?
Posted by: Rad at July 27, 2006 12:28 PMNah Southamptononians are lazy fuckers.
Posted by: Celeste at July 27, 2006 03:53 PM
And you know what happens on bouncy castles anyway. (well in durham!)
Never mind chickie, wax and buff away and many gorgeous and rich men will ferry you places in limos ;o)
Posted by: silk at July 27, 2006 11:05 AM