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WHY I LOVE HIM #1006

Tuesday 7 March 2006

He makes the most orgasmic tomato sauce I've ever had the pleasure of licking off my lips.

I used to be so fussy. Honestly I was a nightmare (although I wasn't as fussy as him - you know it's true Hopesy!) but since meeting the love of my life I've changed my tastes dramatically.

I honestly can't put into words how fantastic his cooking is. Especially his risotto and now his tomato sauce.

Ooooh just thinking of it give me tingles in my lady garden.

Posted by Celeste at March 7, 2006 03:14 PM | TrackBack


COMMENTS

Lady Garden! :D

One of the girls on last nights No Angels referred to it as her 'expensive place'. I guffawed! :D

Posted by: Rad@work at March 8, 2006 06:26 AM

Can you still call it that if you completely remove your, um, undergrowth?

Would it then become a lady patio or similar?

Posted by: Geyv at March 8, 2006 10:23 AM

Hahahaha. Genius!

Add a bit of intimate piercing and it's a lady zen garden! :D

Posted by: Rad at March 8, 2006 12:03 PM

Hmm yes. All good observations.

I suppose then my City garden? Sleek patio with a modern strip of grass? Hmmm not so catchy. LAdy garden it stays.

Posted by: Celeste at March 8, 2006 12:14 PM

Ah, so a nice 'brazillian garden' is not something the postman walks up.

unless they are that sort of postman I suppose...

*leaves*

Posted by: greavsie at March 9, 2006 07:37 AM

hehehe you said lady garden!

Posted by: ocB at March 15, 2006 05:50 PM

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