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OPEN LETTER

Wednesday 22 February 2006

Dear Mother Nature,

I don't ask you for much. In fact I have only ever asked you to delay a heavy rainshower for 20 minutes so I could get home before getting soaked once and I was very nice and said please.

Mother Nature, I don't know if you realise, perhaps you have a work experience elf that isn't pulling its weight? But this week has been really rather cold. We are so close to March and as March is officially Springtime I was hoping the weather would warm up slightly.

You see my boyfriend's car has no heating so loving journeys for us to visist our families are so very cold. I physically can't put on anymore clothing at night to keep me warm in bed and if I snuggly up to the boyfriend he might brush my breasts with his hand and get turned on thus resulting in neither of us being able to sleep.

I have tried to bite my tongue and not complain but if I'm constantly cold think of all those poor skinny people who don't have insulating curves like mine.

My fingers are threatening to strike and today I was so cold I thought my nipples were going to slice through my bra and shirt and whereas Mr Creswell the Maths teacher would have been delighted, I don't think it would be terribley proffessional to flash the lippy brats at school even if it was an accident.

Any help with this matter will be gratefully received.

Kind regards

Celeste

Posted by Celeste at February 22, 2006 03:28 PM | TrackBack

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