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Thursday 7 September 2006
Ok so I know I actually shouldn't be doing anything as I feel really awful and have little strength etc but I'm bored and excitable. I want to start getting ready to move to London because the thought of leaving Southampton is quite possibly the happiest thought I could ever have (The second is Ben Fogle scooping me up in his arms and carrying me to his secluded wood cabin but that's a whole other post). So I decided to be really clever and ignore the fact that I feel dizzy and have no strength and attempt to get the boxes that my dear, darling ex who just happens to be 6 foot tall put on top of my wardrobe when I first moved here. Perhaps here I should mention that I'm 5.3" and ill and only have a stool. However I have managed to get two boxes down with only one scary moment when I thought, it's ok I have nice underwear on so when the ambulnce men come round at least I won't have that humiliation to deal with but there is one box sitting there taunting me. It's really quite heavy and I've tried getting it down but I just cant budge it.
It's driving me nuts. I'm utterly stubborn so I'll have a rest and then try again in a bit. Ultimately I'll have to do it myself somehow. Unless someone knows Ben Fogle and can send him round?
Right I'll just swallow this last lot of asprin....TO THE BOX!!!!!
Posted by Celeste at September 7, 2006 06:57 AM | TrackBack
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6'1" and I sympathise.
I took a holiday with Peter Crouch and Andre The Giant :S
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Though on the other hand, generally short people don't appreciate big people. My mum annually puts my life at risk by making me stand on the bannister (which is thinner than a olympic beam, and as slippy as fuck) to get into the attic for the christmas decorations. Fall one way and it's a 4ft drop, the other is a good 7 or 8ft down some stairs.
Posted by: Rhys at September 7, 2006 10:10 AMI bumped into Ben fogle on the tube the other week. I smiled at him - he didn't respond. He obviously didn't KNOW WHO I AM!!!!
Posted by: andre at September 7, 2006 11:43 AMumm i was talking to someone a couple of days ago who had just got back from Ben Fogle's wedding in Portugal. He got married to a party planner who is lovely apparently. Sorry Celeste but there are plenty more fish in the sea.
Posted by: H at September 7, 2006 12:34 PMforgot to add earlier, hon, that i love the new banner. very nice!
Posted by: amelie at September 7, 2006 01:26 PMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
First my true love Ronan Keating gets married on me now Ben!? Sigh.
Amelie - thank you very much! I get bored with things easily so I chop and change things regularly!
Posted by: Celeste at September 8, 2006 02:43 AM
honey, i'm 5'4", so i totally sympathize. my lab partner used to use the outlet in the ventwork up above just so that when we were cleaning up, he could laugh at me, jumping up and down, trying to unplug the dang scale.
Posted by: amelie at September 7, 2006 09:56 AM