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DRUNK BLOGGING
Saturday 26 August 2006
Well I'm not really drunk but it's safe to say I am VERY happy. Alcohol induced.
Mel and I went to a comedy club tonight. We supped champagne and the manager is now our newest bestest friend. Appparently he was flirting with me but I do not believe so. Mel is my ego boost.
I have officially decided there are NO hot men in Southampton. The last straw was when some child spilt beer on my lovely pink shoes and then attempted to chat me up. He looked all of 5 years old - and that's just not my bag baby - I like big, strong grrrrrrr men. Ones that can pick me up and snog me against a wall...anyway I digress. This boy said he was sooooo sorry and that he would do anything to make it up to me. I said it was ok and tried to carry on dancing to MC Hammer (hero) he then (While Mel was being chatted up by some weird mustachey man) asked if he was my type to which I replied no and he asked why to which I replied that he was a baby and far too young for me. He said he was 19 and what was my problem as I only look 20. I laughed and said I was 22 and that I go for older guys. Poor boy. He told me I was very hot though which earned hima kiss on the cheek.
Ha ha ha ha ha I think I'll blog when under the influence more often. I talk utter crap.
Posted by Celeste at August 26, 2006 06:55 PM | TrackBack
COMMENTS
pfft, like talking utter crap is anything new for you :D
Posted by: Fern at August 28, 2006 10:44 PM*flirts with Royal Mail Operative so we can intercept the Skips package before fern receives it*
Biatch. X
Posted by: Celeste at August 29, 2006 02:20 AM
Somewhere there is a photo of me in a kilt with a pipe drum...but I'll spare you that one!
Posted by: willie at August 26, 2006 07:54 PM