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I DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE

Wednesday 23 August 2006

but when I cracked open a new tube of Colgate this morning to brush my teeth......there was no red stripe!!!!!

There is only one logical explaination for this.........THE APOCOLYPSE IS NIGH!!!!


Run, run for your lives!


(In otherness, 5 weeks and counting baby!)

Posted by Celeste at August 23, 2006 05:00 AM | TrackBack


COMMENTS

It's no good saying 5 weeks and counting if no one knows what we're all counting for.
The stripe is probably just hiding at the bottom. It'll just come out in a rush and you'll think that your gums are bleeding.

Posted by: willie at August 23, 2006 08:02 AM

Are we counting for what I think we're counting for?

Posted by: andre at August 23, 2006 08:14 AM

Willie - I hope so. Colgate without the red stripe is nothing.

All will be revealed in due course. There are some things i need to do first and then I can spill the beans.

Posted by: Celeste at August 23, 2006 08:16 AM

My colgate has a blue stripe...

Posted by: Mark at August 23, 2006 08:19 AM

Yes that's normal. But Colgate is supposed to have 3 stripes. Red, Blue, White.

Posted by: Celeste at August 23, 2006 09:00 AM

Isn't aquafresh supposed to have 3 stripes? Thought colgate had 2. Or am I thinking of Signal?

Was hearing on the news that today was supposed to be the apocolypse anyway, some dude who apparently predicted the 2nd World War/JFK's Assasination/Pete to Win Big Brother said so. Not wanting to tempt fate, but we've had 16/24ths of the day, and I'm still here.

Watch the world end now.

Posted by: Rhys at August 23, 2006 09:47 AM

I think Rhys is right - Aquafresh is 3 stripes...

Posted by: Mark at August 23, 2006 11:34 AM

Oh shag. Well never mind then. But I'm not buying colgate tubes again. I miss my sparkly blue toothpaste.

Posted by: Celeste at August 23, 2006 11:36 AM

My colgate is sparkly blue - Colgate total plus whitening...

Posted by: Mark at August 23, 2006 05:36 PM

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