Simply Me: Shag

SHAG

I would like one now please.

*twiddles thumbs*

Posted by Celeste at August 9, 2006 08:15 AM | TrackBack

Posted by: Nugget at August 9, 2006 09:13 AM

Me too.

Maybe not **now**, but soonish.

Posted by: Rhys at August 9, 2006 09:31 AM

me too ... here's hoping the quantum physics fairy is listening

Posted by: andre at August 9, 2006 09:45 AM

What type of shag would one like? and who would one like to be the purveyor of said shag?

Posted by: Mark at August 9, 2006 10:13 AM

Andre: No! The Sexual Karma Fairy is the one you need to speak to. The Quantum Physics Fairy is only useful for....ummm....Quantum Physics

Posted by: Rhys at August 9, 2006 10:33 AM

Welllll I would like a very good shag. Someone who is very manly and strong.

Either Ben Fogle or Prince William would be nice.

Mmmmm posh boys

Posted by: celeste at August 9, 2006 10:38 AM

hmmmm, where is that website i can buy a knighthood from????

Posted by: Mark at August 9, 2006 12:10 PM

Can't seem to obtain a Shag right now. Would a Cormorant do? Perhaps a Blue Footed Booby?

Posted by: Rad at August 10, 2006 06:01 AM

I've changed my mind ... I'd rather have a new camera, or a flat in Hackney.

Posted by: andre at August 10, 2006 06:12 AM

Typical woman. Always I want!

What's the address?

Posted by: Tattieheid at August 11, 2006 08:49 PM

Tattieheid - if I were a typical woman, would I not be complaining about having a headache?

Typical man - always looking a gift horse in the mouth!!

Posted by: Celeste at August 12, 2006 02:49 AM

Celeste,
It's been that long I wouldn't recognise a gift horse if I saw one, besides in my experience - they bite!
:)

Posted by: Tattieheid at August 12, 2006 06:47 AM