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HOW CAN YOU TELL
Tuesday 25 July 2006
if a friend is a real friend?
You can spend the evening watching a dvd and eating pizza and chat about your past and present (her present not mine - mine is on the same lines as a dodo) sex life!
Last night was quite possibly the funniest evening I have ever had.
We shared tales of great bedroom moments and simply rubbish bedroom moments, the best kiss we've ever had and the worst, small willies and BIG ones and unforgettable moments.
It feels great to be so comfortable sharing things like that with someone. The downside is that I'm really rather horny now which is very bad because I have no desire to get involved with anyone and I'm really rather fussy when it comes to fancying guys, however if I ever met this guy, don't come looking for me until at least two weeks later. Man I love guys with long hair. *swoon*
COMMENTS
Yes. Yes i do. Long hair and archery and muscles. yum.
Posted by: Celeste at July 25, 2006 03:07 AMBut he wears tights...
Posted by: Mark at July 25, 2006 05:05 AMAnd with thighs like his - i'm happy.
Posted by: Celeste at July 25, 2006 05:07 AMAnd the beard?
Also looks like he's only got one string to his bow. Ba dum tish.
Posted by: Geyvid at July 25, 2006 06:31 AMOn big, long, thick string....
I believe he is the only man I have ever fancied who has facial hair.
Posted by: Celeste at July 25, 2006 08:23 AMI don't think I could take any man in tights seriously...
Posted by: Mark at July 25, 2006 08:31 AMIt's a good job that it's me that fancies him and not you then!
Posted by: Celeste at July 25, 2006 09:39 AMindeed it is... I'd be slightly worried if I did start fancying men in tights... ;)
Posted by: Mark at July 25, 2006 10:19 AMIf YOUR sex life is the dodo, what's mine?
**Looks up "Animals that became extinct in the 9th century" on Wikipedia**
Posted by: Rhys at July 25, 2006 10:43 AMHe looks like a hairdresser auditioning for a Village People tribute group!
And there was Silk telling me you had taste..
Posted by: Nugget at July 25, 2006 01:46 PMLook I've tried all sorts of blokes - never been out with one with long hair who is good at archery - he may be my Prince Charming.
HA HA HA HA HA
like Mr right even fucking exists!
Posted by: Celeste at July 25, 2006 02:33 PMI dated a guy with long locks, facial hair and a penchant for archery, and he had the biggest willy* ever :D
*Officially this is meant to be the second biggest willy incase Dan reads this and our 5 day long marriage ends in divorce!
Posted by: Fern at July 26, 2006 01:44 AMOooh - do you have his number fern?
Posted by: Celeste at July 26, 2006 02:32 AM
You fancy Robin Hood?
Posted by: Mark at July 25, 2006 02:52 AM