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ODE TO TILESEY
Thursday 11 May 2006
Oh my dear, darling man,
I'm your greatest fan.
I adore your ice blue eyes
and love to unzip your flies
for there sits your lovely willy,
which makes me go all silly.
It fits me just right
and is the sexiest sight
I love your full head of hair
and the fact that in 5 years it'll still be there!
You have the hunkiest chest
on which I love to rest.
You are how a man should be
all toned and muscley
Not awfully hairy and fat
with manhood the size of a gnat
or good looking but thick -
of that I just got sick.
I've finally met a decent bloke
who knows how to give an awesome poke.
My life has been so happy since -
I met you - my hunky prince!
FANCY A SHAG?????
*grin*
COMMENTS
Pah I recovered hours a go. When it comes to sex hun I'm a pro!
Posted by: Celeste at May 11, 2006 07:33 AMNot so long ago I was tagged by drD as Mark De Jour - are we seeing Celeste De Jour? :)
Posted by: Mark at May 11, 2006 09:46 AMHA ha ha ha. It's just a little something I whipped up last night.
Posted by: Celeste at May 11, 2006 10:29 AMActually, the last line made me laugh. Wish Shakespeare's love poetry had "Fancy A Shag?" at the end of them. Would of made me titter with laughter.
Posted by: Rhys at May 11, 2006 11:58 AMReady when you are baby!
*thrusts groin out in a suggestive manner*
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Oh.
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You didn't mean me, did you?
*skulks off*
Posted by: Rad at May 12, 2006 12:31 PMHA HA HA HA HA.
Rad you get an honorary cyber shag for that comment!
Oohh yeah babaaaay....
Posted by: Celeste at May 13, 2006 04:42 AM;)
Posted by: Rad at May 14, 2006 06:27 AM
If you've recovered from last night, I could be tempted...!
Posted by: Tilesey at May 11, 2006 07:29 AM